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Richie's Picks: GYM CANDY by Carl  Deuker, Houghton Mifflin, September 2007, 
ISBN: 0-618-77713-X
 
"Cheating is not a new problem in the United States or  anywhere else. It has 
existed in nearly every human society.
"In Ancient  Greece, the Olympic games were rife with cheating. Athletes lied 
about their  amateur status, competitions were rigged, judges were bribed. 
Those caught were  forced to pay fines to a special fund used to set up statues 
of Zeus. Greece  ended up with a lot of statues of Zeus." 
-- David Callahan, THE CHEATING CULTURE
 
 
"First, since I played the game myself,  I know that you can't put something 
in your body to make you hit a fastball,  changeup or curveball.’  
"The only person who can do that is the  good Lord. But, at that age, you 
have to ask: Did he accomplish all of this by  rejuvenating his strength from day 
to day with those substances? I know that  when you reach a certain age, you 
just don't bounce back as quickly as you think  you can when you're playing 
all of those games. 
"Drugs won't help you hit the ball. But  can they make you recuperate 
consistently enough to hit the kind of home runs  that these guys are hitting? 
"Let me say this. Any way you look at  it, it's wrong." 
-- Hank Aaron,  2004
 
"When he came back, he sat down next to me, opened a plastic  vial, and shook 
out four white tablets that were about three times as thick as  aspirin.  
'Guys just call it D-bol.'
"I looked at them, but I didn't pick them up.  'So I take  these and I get 
bigger?'
"He shook his head.  'Not that easy.  You have to  work out even more than 
before.  But it's better, because the results are  bang, right there.' "
-- GYM CANDY
 
Even if you were to torture me by...hmmm...say, forcing  me sit in the 
kitchen of an overheated Macdonald's and watch looping videos  of MC Rove rapping 
and dancing for days on end, I'd still never be  able to tell you what bright 
idea persuaded me to actually  join the Commack North freshman wrestling team 
back in 1969.
 
It's true that in my preadolescent days, I always  had a swell time playing 
kickball and handball, and you  couldn't pry me with a crowbar out of any body 
of water  in the summertime.  But I cannot begin to explain by what  route I 
got from those enjoyable and healthy pursuits to the  sweat and pain of the 
wrestling mats.  
 
It had actually been my little brother  who always participated in Little 
League baseball, Pop  Warner football, and ice hockey.  As he'd be happy to tell 
you,  my competitive juices more typically began flowing in those  instances 
when a teacher directed the class to keep  logs of every book read over the 
coming 4 months.
 
It seemed that for years afterward, Mom was  always telling people how my 
unhealthy behavior over that winter  of freshman wrestling was the cause for my 
forever ceasing  to grow any taller.  (Of course, it couldn't have been related 
to  the fact that Mom was just under 5' herself.)  But Mom was absolutely 
right about one thing: I seriously  abused my health by dieting over the course 
of that winter.  From  what I recall, it was a diet big on celery, lettuce, 
water, and vitamin pills,  and I adhered to it religiously for the days leading 
up to each  wrestling meet, and then binged for a day or two afterward before 
beginning  the cycle again.  It was a regimen designed to give me a competitive 
 edge.  It resulted in my being able to "wrestle down" to  the 112 lb. range 
instead of the "flabby" 122 lbs. at which I  initially weighed in at that 
fall.  (Great Zeus!  Was I really that  weight once?  Even if I were bouncing 
around on the moon, I'd never be  that light again.)
 
By the end of that freshman wrestling season, I had  won half of my matches, 
lost half of my matches, and went on in the post-season  to contract a 
championship case of walking pneumonia just in time  for the vacation week in 
February.  (In  case you're wondering: My only other participation in organized 
sports after  that winter was -- think Holden -- serving a year as the high  school 
fencing manager, for which I actually received -- think Cutter  Swim Team -- 
an actual varsity letter jacket.) 
 
And so I have a bit of long-ago experience  with being willing to do 
something risky to be more competitive, to be the  best player, the baddest hombre 
in 
headgear.  And I've also  experienced the consequences: Descending into 
walking pneumonia  while on a family vacation that entailed my father driving us  
over a thousand miles to Florida and then back again with me  coughing and 
hacking and gagging the entire way -- that really, really  sucked. 
 
But those ten days of hocking loogies and running high  fevers in my parents' 
'68 Wildcat was an  absolute cakewalk when stacked up against the horror of 
high  school running back Mick Johnson's falling victim to 
performance-enhancing  substances in Carl Deuker's GYM CANDY. 
 
" 'Here's how it works, Mick.  You try to run there,' he  said, pointing 
behind the line,' and I try to stop you.'  He shoved the  mini football into the 
crook of my arm, led me to the far end of the yard, went  back to the middle, 
got down on his knees, and yelled: 'Go!' "
 
Mick has played football -- always at running back -- his  whole life.  His 
father, a former high school star, held Mick back a  year before kindergarten 
so that Mick would always have that  extra year and the additional physically  
maturity over the other kids in his grade.  His dad's got  two blank walls in 
the house that he expects Mick to fill with awards and  newspaper write-ups.  
 
Mick is dead-set against using performance-enhancing  substances, but his 
need to be stronger in order to surpass an  older teammate, and the fear of 
having to fend off a  younger teammate, result in his being more and more desperate 
and  willing to compromise his values.  And then there is, hanging over him, 
the  awful memory of how his first high school season had  ended: 
 
 
"With my teammates watching, with my dad watching, with every  eye in the 
stadium on me, I'd failed.  Completely and utterly failed.   I'd been so sure of 
myself, so certain that if I got my chance, I'd make the  most of it.  How 
stupid!  How like a third-grader!  As if I were  the only guy on the field with 
dreams.  That linebacker who stopped me --  number 50.  Before the game he had 
probably dreamed of making the big hit  to save the game for his team.  So why 
did his dream come true and mine go  up in flames?  What had he done that I 
hadn't?  Why had I  failed?  Why had I come up a foot short?
"There was an answer.  I tried to keep it from coming,  but there was no 
holding it back.  You don't have the talent, a  voice whispered -- my voice."
 
Getting to follow him from when he's that four year-old  in the backyard, 
Mick remains an exceptionally sympathetic  character.  This page-turner of a 
sports story is so vivid and well  told that I literally experienced physical 
tension as I watched this  teenager becoming more and more trapped in his cycle of 
lies and the side  effects of his substance abuse.  
 
With every page we keep rooting for Mick, hoping that he  can see clear to 
accepting what the good Lord has given him and to stop cheating  himself.
 
 
Richie  Partington, MLIS
Richie's Picks http://richiespicks.com
Moderator,  http://groups.yahoo.com/group/middle_school_lit/
BudNotBuddy@aol.com
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