[LM_NET] Humor: Not People?

[Barbara Roberts <bjsroberts@MINDSPRING.COM>]

I had a first grader come into the media center and announce, "There 
are three people (students) in here!"  I told him no there weren't 
there were five - and counted the three students and then my parapro 
and myself.  He looked at me, very puzzled, so I asked him, "Didn't 
he think Mrs Smith and I were people?"  He continued to look puzzled, 
so my parapro made the comment, "I guess he doesn't think teachers 
are people."  His face cleared up and he shouted, "I knew it! I knew 
it! You're teachers!"  Gotta love them.

Barbara Roberts
Media Specialist
Cherokee Ridge Elementary
Chickamauga, GA
bjsroberts@mindspring.com

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