Re: [LM_NET] HUMOR: you know you're an elementary school librarian when...

[Susan Grigsby <susan.grigsby@GMAIL.COM>]

Ummm...our middle school shelves aren't in much better condition. I thought
it was rough after a kindergarten visit but the little ones put them
spine-in or out of order because they don't know any better. The middle
school kids do it to mess with you! :o) gotta love 'em!

On 1/28/08, Carolina Cuello <CUELLO_C@lincoln.edu.ar> wrote:
>
> I tried to email this directly to Betsy and didn't get through, but I
> thought it would be ok if I posted to the whole group...
>
>
>
> -You find your student's breakfast inside a book when they return it
> [cookie crumbs, cocoa spilled on the pages, jam spots...]
>
> -You find the pages ripped a bit on the edges of the paper.
>
> -You ALWAYS find sand on the chairs, floor, shelves, etc, especially
> after you got that first grade class coming after recess.
>
> -You ALWAYS hear [no matter how many times you've said it's only ONE big
> section] "where are the horror/ fantasy/ mystery books?"
>
> -You can't make a quiet place out of your library.
>
> -When a class comes in, you ALWAYS get at least one hug, and all the
> things listed before, disappear.
>
> -You just HAVE to decorate the library for the holidays throughout the
> year, or else you're in danger kids will think you don't believe in
> Santa!
>
>
>
> I love being an ES Librarian!
>
>
>
> Carolina Cuello
>
> Elemantary/ Middle School Library
>
> Lincoln American International School
>
> Buenos Aires, Argentina
>
> Tel: (54-11) 4794-9400, ext. 144
>
> cuello_c@lincoln.edu.ar
>
>
>
>
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-- 
Susan Grigsby, Teacher-Librarian
President-Elect, GLMA
Elkins Pointe Middle School
Alpharetta, Georgia
susan.grigsby@gmail.com

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