[LM_NET] Looking for a poem

[Suzanne Dorn <sdorn@WSH1.K12.WY.US>]

Greetings!

I have a teacher searching for a poem based on some very vague memories she has.  
She describes it as an old classic where the poet is saying bad things about his 
girlfriend/wife.  It is meant to be a funny poem, not mean.  She remembers it said 
something about how bad her breath smelt and how her eyes were like lumps of coal.

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

Thanks in advance for your help!



Suzanne Dorn - Librarian
Worland Middle School, Worland WY
307-347-3233
sdorn@wsh1.k12.wy.us
www.wsh1.k12.wy.us/schools/wms

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read 
them." 
-- Mark Twain 

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