[LM_NET] HUMOR: a Friday funny

[Diane Averett <daverett@KERRVANCE.COM>]

Friends,

You just never know what kids are going to say!  This morning a first grader came 
in and asked for a book that showed what Santa Claus looks like...an unusual 
request for May don't you know!

So he checked out the book and on his way out the door he said "my dad just did a 
colonoscopy on Santa and I need to know what he looks like. I'm going to show this 
book to my dad."

I'm still laughing!!!

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Diane Averett/Librarian
Kerr-Vance Academy
700 Vance Academy Rd.
Henderson, NC  27537
daverett@kerrvance.com
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