Subject: Cards for men.
A little mail bashing. LOL
Curtis L. Clark
Library Media Specialist
Pleasant Hill Middle School
1301 East Myrtle Street
Pleasant Hill, MO 64080
816 540 2149 #122
Fax # 816 987 2017
cclark@pleasanthillschools.com <mailto:cclark@pleasanthillschools.com>
"I'll have to admit that he's a very competent scholar."
"Isn't he just a librarian?" Garion asked, "somebody who looks after books?"
"That's where all the rest of scholarship starts, Garion. All the books in
the world won't help you if they're just piled up in a heap."
David Eddings "King of the Murgos."
Procrastination,
I've been told,
Is the source of all my sorrow,
I don't know what it means,
I'll look it up tomorrow. (maybe)!!
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?”
“Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?”
“Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!”
“Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?”
“Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
“It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.”
“The best way to a man's heart is to split the chest cavity open.
“Clones are people two.”
“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there to hear
it, is he still wrong?”
"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated."
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